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whats your stoner origin story? Jan 15, 2024 20:33:25 GMT -5 hadrosaurLuvr likes this

Post by revumajiosu (rev) on Jan 15, 2024 20:33:25 GMT -5

thought it would spark good roundtable discussion. whats your origins? your first toke? did the magic spark on your first partaking? or was it terrifying?

my origins are embarrasing but funny in retrospect. i was literally about to go to college in like a month, for freshman year - I told myself "I am not booting my ass to college without breaking my weed virginity and trying it ONCE at LEAST."
so.... i did the very naughty one night. i stole a hearty swig of my mom's "weed tonic" which was probably about a 30 mg edible's worth of weed. buzzed out on the couch for a little bit and felt silly and then went to bed after like 45 mins tops. it was a very boring origin because I did not ride out the high for long, which may have been a lot crazier had I stuck it out, considering thats a huge dose for a first-timer.

yes dw my mom knows this story by now and ive long since made up for my thievery. i do NOT endorse weed-thieving. ever since I've been gradually more and more stoner-esque with each passing year and now it might as well be a part of my personality.

whats your first time trying the devils lettuce? you must divulge your story. please

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whats your stoner origin story? Jan 15, 2024 20:48:34 GMT -5 hadrosaurLuvr and revumajiosu (rev) like this

Post by violentrobot on Jan 15, 2024 20:48:34 GMT -5

MY FIRST TIME SMOKING WAS SHORTLY AFTER I TURNED 18. MY FRIENDS AND I ALL GOT TOGETHER AND WERE VERY EXCITED TO ALL SMOKE FOR THE FIRST TIME, WHEN WE REALIZED WE HAD NO WAY TO SMOKE IT. NO BONG. NO PIPE. NO APPLES. WE WERE RESOURCEFUL, THOUGH. WE CUT A SHITTY HOLE THROUGH A 1 LITER PLASTIC BOTTLE AND STUCK A STRAW THROUGH, SECURED WITH TAPE, AND CRAFTED A SHITTY ALUMINUM FOIL BOWL TO STUFF IN THE BOTTLE'S NOZZLE. THIS IS HIGHLY NOTRECOMMENDED, AS BURNING METAL AND PLASTIC FUMES WILL KILL YOUR BRAIN CELLS. HOWEVER, THE SHITTY WATER BOTTLE BONG WORKED, AND WE ALL GOT SILLY STONED AND HAD A WHALE OF A TIME.

I HAVE A REAL BONG NOW, BUT WE USED THAT WATER BOTTLE FOR MONTHS AND I DO NOT REGRET.

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whats your stoner origin story? Jan 19, 2024 11:33:01 GMT -5 revumajiosu (rev) and violentrobot like this

Post by hadrosaurLuvr on Jan 19, 2024 11:33:01 GMT -5

I DIDNT SEE THIS THREAD TILL NOW!

i was probably 16 or 17 maybe, and my parents were going on a vacation (without me) for a week, I had family saying with me during the weekday but had the weekend to myself

I secured some skunk-ass weed from a friend of mine that i went to hs with and she taught me The Can Method.

so in the middle of winter i took an empty peach lecroix can and a pill bottle of weed to our shed and smoked that shit, i coughed a lot and i think i ate some snow to help my throat lol

then i went INSIDE and LAYED DOWN and FELL ASLEEP.

needless to say i was a little disappointed in myself LMAO

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whats your stoner origin story? Jan 19, 2024 14:54:29 GMT -5

Post by revumajiosu (rev) on Jan 19, 2024 14:54:29 GMT -5

Jan 19, 2024 11:33:01 GMT -5 hadrosaurLuvr said:

I DIDNT SEE THIS THREAD TILL NOW!

i was probably 16 or 17 maybe, and my parents were going on a vacation (without me) for a week, I had family saying with me during the weekday but had the weekend to myself

I secured some skunk-ass weed from a friend of mine that i went to hs with and she taught me The Can Method.

so in the middle of winter i took an empty peach lecroix can and a pill bottle of weed to our shed and smoked that shit, i coughed a lot and i think i ate some snow to help my throat lol

then i went INSIDE and LAYED DOWN and FELL ASLEEP.

needless to say i was a little disappointed in myself LMAO

to fall asleep during your first ever high is to open your mind to the sin of wasting good green. a rite of passage for us all, to look back on and go "damn why did i do that"

huge fan that you also ate snow. never even considered this as an option for easing the smoke throat. now i actually might do that someday for the laughs

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