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mustard disaster, help needed urgently Nov 22, 2023 5:45:28 GMT -5

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Post by zedo on Nov 22, 2023 5:45:28 GMT -5

hey. while reaching for my drink, i knocked over my display of vintage glass bottles filled with condiments, and the one i filled with spicy dijon dipping mustard shattered on the edge of my desk. i had assumed this impossible, due to the high quality of these glass bottles. but unfortunately upon closer inspection, i found that the mustard bottle was NOT, in fact, manufactured before 2002, marking it as inferior, explaining why my laptop computer (which i do my job on) and my smart phone are now covered toe to tip in spicy mustard and shards of glass. i guess what i need to know is if there's anything i should do, or if i should just end it all right now and burn down my apartment complex. thanks in advance for the kind words :)

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fantasy New Member Posts: 29 Pronouns: he/him	mustard disaster, help needed urgently Nov 22, 2023 9:27:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by fantasy on Nov 22, 2023 9:27:12 GMT -5 Nov 22, 2023 6:04:32 GMT -5 zedo said: hey. i dont know what happened but theres blood everywhere r u sure its blood? have u tasted it?

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mustard disaster, help needed urgently Nov 22, 2023 11:10:44 GMT -5

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well if its a vampire i have plenty of garlic in my remaining bottles. i would have to empty the bottles first because unlike that SHIT BOTTLE that BROKE ON ME and GOD MUSTARD EVERYWHERE, these HIGH QUALITY VINTAGE BOTTLES WILL NOT BREAK WHEN THEY ARE DROPPED OR THROWN EXCEPT SOMETIMES ON THE SECOND TIME OR THIRD THAT THEY ARE DROPPED OR THROWN. sorry about all caps very stressed out by the blood

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mustard disaster, help needed urgently Nov 23, 2023 18:41:42 GMT -5

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mustard disaster, help needed urgently Dec 5, 2023 21:03:40 GMT -5 zedo likes this

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are you okaty yet? how did you defeat the mustard?

i experienced similar once, a ghost made this ketchup (not mustard but similar enough)( in my sauce closet explode!

i imagine it wouldve lookedl ike this if i had my camera in my saucecloset, unfortunatly, my camera got broked by the last ghost who came into my house

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