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Post by birdsjuicy on Feb 11, 2024 6:37:24 GMT -5
Heyyy there, it's me! Everybody's favorite boy, Hank Schrader! Now, c'mere, Walt, c'mere- I just wanted to remind you, my brother, my brother-in-law, my sister's husband, I love you a whoole lot. So, I wanted to warn you about drugs and methlords! Ooooh, I hate meth cooks. In fact, I might even hate them more than I love you- If you turned out to be a methlord, hoho, I'd start digging my grave at that point, buddy! But, I know you'd never do that! Even with your incredible knowledge of chemistry which would make you one of the purest cooks known to the criminal underworld... well, ever, most likely, I trust you with my full heart to never go anywhere near a meth lab, and y'know why, it's because you're the smartest guy I've ever met. And you're smart.
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Post by revumajiosu (rev) on Feb 12, 2024 13:14:29 GMT -5
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Post by deeprockgalacticfan28 on Feb 12, 2024 16:54:08 GMT -5
*A mysterious group of men appear on the sidewalk, all wearing eyepatches, their allegiances yet unknown.*
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Post by hadrosaurLuvr on Feb 12, 2024 21:42:59 GMT -5
 *sees Jesse and the group of men* "you fools think you can stop me? i run the largest meth empire AND the best chicken restaurant in america. los pollos hermanos is more successful than ever now that we've started putting crack in the chicken breading, soon we will be in every state in the country!"
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Post by grumplet on Feb 12, 2024 22:23:56 GMT -5
 hey thre, im saul goudman, and i fight for this bald guy. mr gus that chicken is so good i eatit every day its so good. so as loayal cstumer, you know that thhink your chiecken is great. but, thise balf guy name of waler white make th best crystls meths in the whole damn sgtate. so, you gotta make sure he luves ling and food to makey iour chkicken brewading eaveb better with his tasty blue!!!!  |
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Post by deeprockgalacticfan28 on Feb 12, 2024 22:51:32 GMT -5
*a shootout of EPIC proportions breaks out between The N E W beatles and Jesse (From Hit Disney Channel TV Show Jesse, I know nothing about it but it exists. I think.) on one side, and Gus's henchmen on the other side.* *Unbeknownst to Skinny Pete, this is not Mike's Special Team and is a completely unrelated team-up to stop Fring's empire of Crystal Chickens.*
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Post by grumplet on Feb 12, 2024 23:05:03 GMT -5
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Post by hadrosaurLuvr on Feb 12, 2024 23:21:48 GMT -5
 *effortlessly dodges the bullets*
"heh.. you think measly bullets could hurt me? the new crystal drug ive invented allows me to alter their trajectories with my mind. you'll have to try harder ifyou want to kill me." |
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Post by birdsjuicy on Feb 12, 2024 23:45:36 GMT -5
Woah, things are gettin' pretty hectic, 'ey Walt? Well, I'm off duty right now so I'm legally obliged to not do anything about the blatant shootout, so why don't you just come back to my place? I was thinkin' a barbecuing rocks! My favorite food! Not to be confused with minerals, of course, if you mix up rocks and minerals- that's a sin beaten only by drug trading. Don't worry, though, I'll kill all of these guys when the right time comes, just you wait, hehah!
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Post by revumajiosu (rev) on Feb 13, 2024 0:43:47 GMT -5
[in the heat of the moment, Skinny Pete makes his own amazing discovery; the beauty of nature is happemning] somethig in fin Fin is....changing........ he was,nt what we thought . .
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Post by birdsjuicy on Feb 13, 2024 0:50:07 GMT -5
M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-METH CHICKEN?!?!?!?! SCREW LEGAL OBLIGATION! This is a SYMBOL of meth! No! It is the embodiment, it is all that every single cooked milligram of meth has built up to! I MUST PUT THAT CHICKEN DOWN! HANDS UP, SKINNY BOY WHOSE NAME IS PETE! THIS IS ASAC SCHRADER HERE TO KILL YOUR CHICKEN!
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Post by hadrosaurLuvr on Feb 13, 2024 1:08:05 GMT -5
 *jumps up in excitement, distracted by the meth chicken*
"holy shit..... ive only heard of such a thing in fairy tales! the Legendary Meth Chicken can create eggs filled with the purest bluest meth youve ever seen....you can tell the meth chicken has graced thee gg by its baby blue shell." |
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Post by deeprockgalacticfan28 on Feb 13, 2024 16:57:00 GMT -5
*meanwhile, a single block over* Mike Ehrmantraut, watching from a car like he always famously does : "What is Skinny Pete doing? My Special Team does not have all day to stop Gus Fring's plans." |
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Post by violentrobot on Feb 14, 2024 10:37:17 GMT -5
 Erm, hey mr. Fring! i Don't know if you know this but that is probably.... the purest Mert Chicken i've ever seen. I don't even wanna think about what happens if it falls in the wrong hands. you have to be the one to Control it, mr. Fring! only You! |
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Post by hadrosaurLuvr on Feb 14, 2024 11:52:35 GMT -5
 "Skinny Pete. You must Listen to Me. A Meth Chicken of That Power could Level an Entire City if Destroyed. You must hand it To Me before the Idiot D.E.A. Agent kills all of Us."
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HALLOWEEN FOREVER