masterofgemeraldsz
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Collecting gemeralds and genders hehe!
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Post by masterofgemeraldsz on Oct 18, 2023 14:04:31 GMT -5
GAMESTOP
Hello and Welcome To GAMESTOP how may I help you today?!
Due to thieves stealing our solid gold funko pops, all stock is now kept behind the counter. Ask me about any GAMER product and I'll happily provide it, but be warned.
I am a true Sage of the gamerful path, and will share my deep knowledge of the GAMESTOP stock.
Such knowledge is not for NON GAMERS or the faint of heart so be careful, or you might just find out a true gamer fact that blows your mind for good!
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Post by coolgirlboy3 on Oct 19, 2023 2:08:42 GMT -5
Hey. Can i Buy Half Lives 3
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Post by Vikxen (kevbun) on Oct 19, 2023 14:00:17 GMT -5
do you have sonic bath game?
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masterofgemeraldsz
Junior Member
Collecting gemeralds and genders hehe!
Posts: 95
Pronouns: they and occasionally she hehe
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Post by masterofgemeraldsz on Oct 19, 2023 15:18:19 GMT -5
Hey. Can i Buy Half Lives 3 Hah WHAT?! is this attempt at amateur gamer bamboozlement?! I hope you know what a noob you sound like right now. Half life 3 is in fact BANNED as any good gamer should know! I have sent the retina scan we took as you entered the shop along witrh a detailed report to Valve's secret police department.  Sorry it's GAMESTOP company policy  |
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masterofgemeraldsz
Junior Member
Collecting gemeralds and genders hehe!
Posts: 95
Pronouns: they and occasionally she hehe
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Post by masterofgemeraldsz on Oct 19, 2023 15:22:37 GMT -5
do you have sonic bath game?
*Holds ourt a burlap sack full of random toys and treats* "why don't you feel around and pick out a treat and maybe you'll get lucky! It's $8 per go! Terms and conditions DO apply. We are not responsible for any bites or poisonings that occur due to the GAMESTOP lootsack™." |
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Post by Vikxen (kevbun) on Oct 19, 2023 18:42:35 GMT -5
do you have sonic bath game?
*Holds ourt a burlap sack full of random toys and treats* "why don't you feel around and pick out a treat and maybe you'll get lucky! It's $8 per go! Terms and conditions DO apply. We are not responsible for any bites or poisonings that occur due to the GAMESTOP lootsack™." yay! yeehaw!! *pays you accordingly and reaches into the sack, going shoulder deep* i think i feel something wet! :3
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2023 20:02:30 GMT -5
I jump over the counter.
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Post by WalkingOnNeedles on Oct 19, 2023 21:24:09 GMT -5
GAMESTOP
Hello and Welcome To GAMESTOP how may I help you today?!
Due to thieves stealing our solid gold funko pops, all stock is now kept behind the counter. Ask me about any GAMER product and I'll happily provide it, but be warned.
I am a true Sage of the gamerful path, and will share my deep knowledge of the GAMESTOP stock.
Such knowledge is not for NON GAMERS or the faint of heart so be careful, or you might just find out a true gamer fact that blows your mind for good!
hey hey its not GAMESTOP
, it's GameStop
get it right fines u for your mistake |
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hunbunqueen
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Looking for a bug
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Post by hunbunqueen on Oct 20, 2023 23:46:14 GMT -5
Why hello there kind employee, I have a quandary for you. Would you by chance have Tiddlywinks at the ready? My fine son wishes for such stimulating games and I felt this GAMESTOP Might have just the thing! If you do not I understand and must ask what other things could I acquire for the boy? Oh also here is a photo of my lovely son.
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Post by lario on Oct 24, 2023 0:18:44 GMT -5
Can i have a mario game or perhasp Sonic Superstars? Everybody wants to be a superstar.
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fiberbriver
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Post by fiberbriver on Oct 24, 2023 1:23:01 GMT -5
i walk in, covered in rain. i put my umbrella in the till. i look sullen, as though the inclimate weather is the least of my concerns.
"hey uh... can i get..." i look at the menu, unsure of what to order. the truth is, from birth i was never truly much of a gamer. every time i touched a controller, i would have violent fits of fear. every time i played sonic cd, sonic would kill himself. 'i'm out of here' was the only word i'd hear from him.
you can tell merely from my aura, i am not a gamer. that my reason for being here is beyond a normal errand for me.
"...can i get spider-man 2 for the ps5?" i finally cough out the words.
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bunny
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sick to my fucking griiidle
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Post by bunny on Oct 24, 2023 2:11:59 GMT -5
do You guys have the sims 2 bon voyage for windowss
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masterofgemeraldsz
Junior Member
Collecting gemeralds and genders hehe!
Posts: 95
Pronouns: they and occasionally she hehe
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Post by masterofgemeraldsz on Oct 24, 2023 8:12:45 GMT -5
Everything goes dark as the full weight of a solid gold Funko Pop slams down on your skull. |
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masterofgemeraldsz
Junior Member
Collecting gemeralds and genders hehe!
Posts: 95
Pronouns: they and occasionally she hehe
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Post by masterofgemeraldsz on Oct 24, 2023 8:18:37 GMT -5
*Holds ourt a burlap sack full of random toys and treats* "why don't you feel around and pick out a treat and maybe you'll get lucky! It's $8 per go! Terms and conditions DO apply. We are not responsible for any bites or poisonings that occur due to the GAMESTOP lootsack™." yay! yeehaw!! *pays you accordingly and reaches into the sack, going shoulder deep* i think i feel something wet! :3
You pull back. Prize in hand, opening your palm to reveal a... LIVE CRAB of the species Lamarckdromia Beagle (do not mistake for a regular Beagle). "OMG YOU HIT THE JACKPLOT! Those are so rare that scientists only found out about it last year, ENJOYYY!" |
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masterofgemeraldsz
Junior Member
Collecting gemeralds and genders hehe!
Posts: 95
Pronouns: they and occasionally she hehe
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Post by masterofgemeraldsz on Oct 24, 2023 8:27:23 GMT -5
Why hello there kind employee, I have a quandary for you. Would you by chance have Tiddlywinks at the ready? My fine son wishes for such stimulating games and I felt this GAMESTOP Might have just the thing! If you do not I understand and must ask what other things could I acquire for the boy? Oh also here is a photo of my lovely son.
Instead might I reccommend the multi award winning hit indie roguelite title: "Tiddly and The Quest For Winks"? I think that should keep your horrible pet son entertained, we have a copy of it here on UMD as Published by Super Rare games for the IBM PC! |
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